DARKBURGER/SOMBRE STEAK HACHÉ
7 D$ grants 70 HP/ SEPT € ACCORDER À 70 hp
this neat slightly burnt burger is super tasty and sourced etthically from dark worlds!!! its ingredients are P U R E D A R K N E S S and also ketchup and dark beef pattys / ce burger légèrement brûlé est super savoureux et provient de manière éthique de mondes sombres !!! ses ingrédients sont P U R E D A R K N E S S ainsi que du ketchup et des galettes de bœuf foncé.
LANCER COOKIE/LANCER BISCUIT
4 D$ grants 50 HP/ GUARTE € ACCORDER À 50 hp
have you ever wanted a cookie of BOY...WELL NOW YOU CAN!!!!!! this A M A Z I N G sugar cookie is so cute!!! BUY ONE BUY ALL!!!! GET SOME FOR THE FAMILY!!! THERE EVEN PEANUT FREE!!! (warning if you have peanut allergies you may be tracked down and hit with a brick authorities are still trying to find mr brick he is so siwwy) / Avez-vous déjà voulu un biscuit de GARÇON... eh bien maintenant vous pouvez !!!!!! ce biscuit au sucre INCROYABLE est tellement mignon !!! ACHETEZ-EN UN, ACHETEZ-EN TOUS !!! ACHETEZ-EN POUR LA FAMILLE !!! ILS SONT MÊME SANS ARACHIDES !!! (Attention si vous êtes allergique aux arachides, vous pouvez être traqué et frappé avec une brique, les autorités essaient toujours de trouver M. Brick, il est tellement bête)
PIPIS SHAKE/PIPIS SECOUER
7 D$ grants 97 HP/ SEPT € ACCORDER À 97 hp
have YOU ever wanted to taste PIPIS in a brand new way? INTRODUCING THE PIPIS SHAKE!!!!!!! this D E L I C I O U S milkshake is made with 100% real PIPIS with a 1997% they wont break into lil spamton heads!!! ( theres also a 1/100 chance one will be a girl!!! ) / Avez-vous déjà voulu goûter les PIPIS d'une toute nouvelle façon ? VOICI LE PIPIS SHAKE !!!!!!! Ce milkshake DÉLICIEUX est fait à 100 % de vrais PIPIS avec un pourcentage de 1997 % qui ne se brisera pas en petites têtes de spam !!! (il y a aussi 1 chance sur 100 que l'une d'entre elles soit une fille !!!)
JEVILS CHAOS CHAOS FRIES/JEVILS CHAOS CHAOS FRITS
12 D$ grants 79 HP/ DOUZE € ACCORDER À 79 hp
it seems like jevils metamorpisied into!!! ...a box? THATS RIGHT!!! AND WERE GONNA SELL HIM WITH FRIES IMPLANTED INTO HIS SKULL!!! ITS LITERALLY JUST FRIES THAT WERE MARKING UP THE PRICE OF AND PUT INTO A BOX BUT YOUR GONNA BUY IT ANYWAY UEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! / on dirait que les Jevils se sont métamorphosés en !!! ...une boîte ? C'EST VRAI !!! ET ON ALLAIT LE VENDRE AVEC DES FRITES IMPLANTÉS DANS SON CRÂNE !!! C'EST LITTÉRALEMENT JUSTE DES FRITES DONT ON A AUGMENTÉ LE PRIX ET QUI ONT ÉTÉ MIS DANS UNE BOÎTE MAIS TU VAS LES ACHETER QUAND MÊME UEEHEEHEEHEE !!!!!!
LANCER NUGGET/LANCER PEPITE
12 D$ grants 79 HP / DOUZE € ACCORDER À 79 hp
wow wow wow!!! LOOK AT THE SCRUNGLY WUNGLY LIL BRO IS A NUGGET NOW!!! BROS BOUTTA GET MUNCHED!!! LOOK AT THE SILLY LOOKIN AHH GOOBER!!!(that you can get if you pay me 12 dollars) / Waouh, waouh, waouh !!! REGARDEZ COMME CE PETIT FRÈRE ÉPINARDÉ EST UNE PÉPITE MAINTENANT !!! ILS VA SE FAIRE DÉVOILER !!! REGARDEZ CE GOOBER À L'AIR BIZARRE !!! (que vous pouvez avoir si vous me payez 12 dollars)
moss/mousse
moss D$ grants moss hp/la mousse D$ confère des PV à la mousse
moss / mousse
KRIS WATER/KRIS EAU
0 D$ grants 47 HP / zéro D$ accorde 47 HP
we litteraly just put water in a special cup that costs like 5 cents to produce lol / nous mettons littéralement de l'eau dans une tasse spéciale qui coûte environ 5 centimes à produire mdr
PIPIS
4 D$ grants 120 HP / quatre D$ confèrent 120 HP
THIS [1000th visitor!!!] EGG IS [100% satisfactory] AND WILL BE SURE TO KNOCK YOUR [silly strings] OFF AND RIP YOUR [heart] STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR BODY!!!!
AND [dont forget] THATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHAT THATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHAT THATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHATTHAT OK Y! / CET ŒUF [1000e visiteur !!!] EST [100 % satisfaisant] ET VA SÛREMENT VOUS FAIRE TOMBER LES [FILETS INSENSIBLES] ET VOUS ARRACHER LE [CŒUR] DIRECTEMENT DU CORPS !!!! ET [N'OUBLIEZ PAS] QUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUE D'ACCORD ET !
NUBERT JELLO/NUBERT GELÉE
56 D$ grants 89 HP / cinquante-six D$ confèrent 89 HP
its nubert jelloten cause like nubert kinda looks like jelloten chat is this a jelloten ahh moment / c'est Nubert Jelloten parce que comme Nubert ressemble un peu à Jelloten Chat, est-ce un moment Jelloten ahh
JEVIL CAKE/JEVIL GÂTEAU
22 D$ grants 75 HP / vingt-deux D$ confèrent 75 HP
UEE HEE HEE!!! LIGHTNERS,LIGHTNERS!!! MY FACE HAS BEEN BAKED INTO A PANCAKE,PANCAKE!!! SLOWLY EAT MY FACE,FACE WHILE ITS BLANK FACE STARES IN PAIN,PAIN!!!!!!! / UEE HEE HEE !!! LIGHTNERS, LIGHTNERS !!! MON VISAGE A ÉTÉ CUIT EN CRÊPE, CRÊPE !!! MANGEZ LENTEMENT MON VISAGE, VISAGE PENDANT QUE SON VISAGE VIDE REGARDE AVEC DOULEUR, DOULEUR !!!!!!!
BATTERY ACID/ACIDE DE BATTERIE
56 D$ grants 120 HP / cinquante-six D$ confèrent 120 HP
(warning:this is litteraly just repackaged green mountaindew that expired and was thrown away at the local kmart we are not liable for false advertising because battery acid is lethal to most living creatures) this D E L I C I O U S battery acid was sourced DIRECTLY from the battery acid tunnel!!! (where are not responsible for shrinking when thrown into the acid tunnel haha) / Attention : il s'agit littéralement d'un Mountain Dew vert reconditionné qui a expiré et a été jeté au supermarché local. Nous ne sommes pas responsables de la publicité mensongère car l'acide de batterie est mortel pour la plupart des créatures vivantes. Cet acide de batterie DÉLICIEUX provient DIRECTEMENT du tunnel d'acide de batterie !!! (nous ne sommes pas responsables du rétrécissement lorsqu'il est jeté dans le tunnel d'acide haha)
BATTERY ACID PIE/TARTE À L'ACIDE DE BATTERIE
78 D$ grants 500 hp to all friends / soixante-dix-huit D$ accordent 500 hp à tous les amis
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED PIE MADE OUT OF BATTERY ACID!!!!!?????????!?!?!?!?!?!? WELL NOW YOU CAN!!!!! (tottally not just pie smuthered in green mountain dew we found at kmart) THIS DELICIS HOMEMADEPIE IS MADE WITH INGREDIENTS (woo) THAT ARE FRESHLY PICKeD FROM THE best TREES!!!!!!!(we are not responsible for shrinking from the battery acid haha lol) / AVEZ-VOUS DÉJÀ VOULU UNE TARTE FAITE À PARTIR D'ACIDE DE BATTERIE ?!!!!?????????!?!?!?!?!?!? EH BIEN MAINTENANT VOUS POUVEZ !!!!! (pas seulement une tarte recouverte de rosier vert que nous avons trouvée chez Kmart) CETTE DÉLICIEUSE TARTE MAISON EST FAITE AVEC DES INGRÉDIENTS (ouah) FRAÎCHEMENT CUEILLIS DANS LES MEILLEURS ARBRES !!!!!! (nous ne sommes pas responsables du rétrécissement dû à l'acide de batterie haha lol)
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SPAM BURGER/SPAM LE HAMBURGER
97 D$ grants 1997 hp / quatre-vingt-dix-sept D$ accorde 1997 ch
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